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Track: if cr1tikal were a personality core

seventhelement:

scibot9000:

I’ve noticed that the way cr1tikal talks kind of resembles an Aperture Science Personality Core

I GLaDOS-ified his voice from this video and I have to say I think it works (aside from my own lazy editing)

sci you are a beautiful fucking human being

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ikimaru:

bunch of 5am nepetas
ikimaru:

bunch of 5am nepetas
ikimaru:

bunch of 5am nepetas
ikimaru:

bunch of 5am nepetas
ikimaru:

bunch of 5am nepetas

ikimaru:

bunch of 5am nepetas

Reblogged on 2 Sep 2014 from charredasperity
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original-plastic:

Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.

Reblogged on 2 Sep 2014 from heyitspj
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proletarianprincess:

underwatercavess:

proletarianprincess:

whenever i get an essay assignment i immediately go “how can i work a feminist and anti capitalist rant into this”

How about focus on the fucking essay and not make everything about your passions? You don’t see me making a rant about whales in every fucking essay I get.

i study sociology and politics, its always relevant you fucking weirdo. go fuck a whale or something.

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sogaysoalive:

I can never stop laughing at this
sogaysoalive:

I can never stop laughing at this

sogaysoalive:

I can never stop laughing at this

Reblogged on 2 Sep 2014 from charredasperity
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shitshilarious:

queerqueerspawn:

james-tiqueerius:

queerqueerspawn:

glampersand:

glowcloud:

kittiesinqueerland:

robalyn:

the highlighted area is where Jason Derulo knows what the girls want. london to taiwan.

new york to haiti

greenland is right out

ummm no offense but new york to haiti should be measured as the area between the two latitudes, not the longitudes. this graph is incorrect and vastly underestimates the total region of the earth in which Jason Derulo knows what the girls want

Even measuring that way, Greenland remains right out, as does the entirity of Brazil.

Have we considered measuring by neither latitude nor longitude but in all area that would extend perpendicular from the diagonal of the two places?There are many different interpretations of the data, and until more is available, we ought not conclude anything at this point.

In light of that, I posit this alternative map of regions where Jason Derulo is potentially claiming where he knows what girls want:

As we can see, if we assume that model, the vast majority of the area where Jason Derulo knows what girls want is either open ocean (the Atlantic, the Mediterranean Sea) or sparsely populated (the northern Sahara, the northern Arabian Desert, various desert portions of Iran and Afghanistan, and the southern Tibetan Plateau). Four of the ten most populated countries on the planet have no territory in it (Nigeria, Brazil, Japan, and Indonesia), and two which do have relatively little territory in it (the US and Russia). It is suggested that for all his boasting, Jason Derulo does not know what a probable majority of the world’s girls want.

Perhaps Jason Derulo’s intention was never to proclaim to be omnipotent to the interests of the female gender. Perhaps he was instead expressing his humanity, or the limits of his knowledge. I applaud Jason Derulo. Jason Derulo is not just another 2 dimensional character. Jason Derulo has depth.Jason Derulo has limitations and has come to terms with them. Jason Derulo knows Jason Derulo. Thats why he makes it a point to say his name so much.


Let’s not veer off topic, no matter how you look at it, Jason Derulo is entirely unaware of Greenland, Australia and South America.

shitshilarious:

queerqueerspawn:

james-tiqueerius:

queerqueerspawn:

glampersand:

glowcloud:

kittiesinqueerland:

robalyn:

the highlighted area is where Jason Derulo knows what the girls want. london to taiwan.

new york to haiti

greenland is right out

ummm no offense but new york to haiti should be measured as the area between the two latitudes, not the longitudes. this graph is incorrect and vastly underestimates the total region of the earth in which Jason Derulo knows what the girls want

Even measuring that way, Greenland remains right out, as does the entirity of Brazil.

Have we considered measuring by neither latitude nor longitude but in all area that would extend perpendicular from the diagonal of the two places?

There are many different interpretations of the data, and until more is available, we ought not conclude anything at this point.

In light of that, I posit this alternative map of regions where Jason Derulo is potentially claiming where he knows what girls want:

As we can see, if we assume that model, the vast majority of the area where Jason Derulo knows what girls want is either open ocean (the Atlantic, the Mediterranean Sea) or sparsely populated (the northern Sahara, the northern Arabian Desert, various desert portions of Iran and Afghanistan, and the southern Tibetan Plateau). Four of the ten most populated countries on the planet have no territory in it (Nigeria, Brazil, Japan, and Indonesia), and two which do have relatively little territory in it (the US and Russia). It is suggested that for all his boasting, Jason Derulo does not know what a probable majority of the world’s girls want.

Perhaps Jason Derulo’s intention was never to proclaim to be omnipotent to the interests of the female gender. Perhaps he was instead expressing his humanity, or the limits of his knowledge. I applaud Jason Derulo. Jason Derulo is not just another 2 dimensional character. Jason Derulo has depth.Jason Derulo has limitations and has come to terms with them. Jason Derulo knows Jason Derulo. Thats why he makes it a point to say his name so much.

Let’s not veer off topic, no matter how you look at it, Jason Derulo is entirely unaware of Greenland, Australia and South America.

Reblogged on 2 Sep 2014 from o-hale
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sexaulity:

when ya friend jim getting a lil antsy

image

Reblogged on 2 Sep 2014 from maderr
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THE POWER FLICKERED THREE TIMES

jakeenglish:

theskiesabovelife:

jakeenglish:

IF WE LOSE POWER I’M QUITTING

JUST GIVE ME 20 FUCKIN MINUTES FOR MY CHICKEN NUGGETS TO COOK PLEASE

please

(vegan) I hope your power runs out 

thats fuckin nice and all but the chicken is already in the nuggets. the power going out doesn’t save a chicken. it’s a nugget already. sorry

(Source: lalna)

night tumble

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ahr42p:

rumetzen:

kingcrackers:

rumetzen

#have we ever had an interaction that isnt a petty argument?

We can’t stop now. The streak is too good.

Whichever Persona character that is on the right is terrible and you should feel terrible for liking them.

Hey now. Naoto is like, one of the two good Persona 4 characters.

Naoto is great, it’s just a shame she’s in THIS game.

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my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

The fear of progression since the dawn of man
my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

The fear of progression since the dawn of man

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

The fear of progression since the dawn of man

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Can I just say I love vintage batman out of context because it's so silly and I almost don't even want to know what's going on because it's just of silly and perfect.
Anonymous

why-i-love-comics:

I

don’t

know

what

you

mean

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Can I just say I love vintage batman out of context because it's so silly and I almost don't even want to know what's going on because it's just of silly and perfect.
Anonymous

why-i-love-comics:

I

don’t

know

what

you

mean

Reblogged on 1 Sep 2014 from officialbrostrider
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officialbrostrider:

throughthexhole:

kzyune:

"I want a youtuber that isnt sexist"

  • Markiplier

"I want a youtuber that doesn’t make controversial jokes"

  • have you considered: Markiplier

"I want a youtuber that is actually funny and genuine and talks to their fans on a regular basis"

"I want a youtuber that-"

  • image

See also: Post-Jon Grumps

very wrong

Okay fine they ain’t perfect but for Famous YouTube Person standards they’re way Less Trash Than They Could Be.